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A while ago, you looked at me and said I have nothing to do, right? I like that saying because it’s true. But! I can’t put up with making fun of me for having nothing to do!!! Hoongi!!
(T/N: Euaaah written sideways can be read as hoongi.)
For those who don’t know what hoongi is. That’s right! Today’s tweet is dedicated to artist Kim Sungmo! Let’s go!
Bears say!! Chubbyuchubbyu!!
Picture translation: (Left side) EXPLODE (Bottom right speech bubble) CHU BBYU CHU BBYU
Lions go!!! Gguwaang!!!
Picture Translation: (Top) Lions? (Top speech bubble) Gguwaang!! (Bottom speech bubbles) How dare you try to eat a human even though you’re an animal! I’ll break your neck!
Birds say!! Aengal aengal!!
Picture Translation: (Top Left) Aengal Aengal (Top right speech bubble) What?
But two fingers
Picture Translation: You only have one life!
But his fingers are opposite
Picture translation: I’ll fight, and you remember!
That’s a hand
Picture Translation: I’ll show you the full extend of real boxing!
That’s a foot
Picture translation: Should I teach you how to kick?
Life is for real!!! That mocking you can hear in his way of talking!!
Picture translation: Top left: Kuuh! Middle left: Uughh! Middle right: Wh.. What? You promised not to use your foot! Bottom: You believed that?
Knife holders say!! Kalkalkal!!
[T/N: “Knife” is pronounced ‘Kal’ in Korean.]
Picture Translation: Top left: Weren’t they your lackeys who obey you? Top right: You got rid of the pig and his lackeys? Bottom right: Kalkalkal…!
Your greeting is violent!
Picture Translation: How is your current life? Did you eat?
The cheers was a fake
Picture translation: Top: For hyungnim and I! Middle: Jinga will… Bottom: Become by best guardian god!
I’m on friendly terms with the tollgate
[T/N: The tollgate talks not in the usual polite form but in a rude form.]
Picture Translation: Top: East Seoul/The road to Seoul is partly delayed/Go away Bottom: That’s really amazing
Picture Tranlsation: N…No!! Yes!!
Picture Tranlsation: Top left: I’m not the best. Top right: D..Don’t lie. This.. This kind of skill is obviously… Middle: I’m bread! Do you understand? Bottom: Br.. Bread?!
He’s gotten on the Jordan River’s booster express train!!
Picture Translation: Top: There’s no reason for you to waste time on little fish like that. Middle: Understood! Bottom: Then, I’m leaving!
I just say whatever I want
Picture Translation: Top: How does it feel like to be revived from death? Middle: I don’t think we’ve even introduced ourselves… Bottom left: Who are you? Bottom right: Is there a need for me to tell you something like that?
Picture Translation: Top: Okay! Since you were honest, I’ll let you live. Middle: Wh…What will happen to us? Bottom: We’re going to die!
All you students, you shouldn’t tweet in class.
Picture Translation: Top: What are you two doing?! The class bell rang a long time ago! Middle: Da…Damn it! Bottom: Both of you, sit down!
Coincidentally, it’s 9:36 AM, when I don’t feel guilty about tweeting a lot!! I really don’t think I’ll feel anything no matter how much I tweet!
Picture Translation: Top: I’m going to destroy him as badly as the weight of the pain you gave me. Bottom left: Coincidentally, it’s 8PM, where humans don’t feel any guilt no matter how brutal they are… Bottom right: I really don’t think I’ll feel anything even if I kill someone!
He talks very nicely. Like Minho
Picture Translation: Top left: He’s amazing, being able to hide himself in the open like this. Top right: Why don’t you come out, you rat?! Middle: Did you call me a rat? Bottom: Do you really want to die completely without getting hurt?
kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke What’s he saying
Picture Translation: Top: Ugh… Middle left: Ugh… Middle right: Hand over your money, bastard! Bottom left: I.. I’ll hand it over! Bottom right: I don’t need it!
Wh..What are you doing!!
Picture Translation: Top: You’re very curious for someone who’s about to die. Middle: Kid, you shouldn’t have come here today. I’ll make sure your body knows the reason why starting now. Bottom: How.. How could I… I hit an artery by accident…
That rat is good looking, yes.
Picture Translation: Top left: What is it? Top right: The messenger is here. Middle: Okay, tell me!
How to win at a fight
Picture Translation: Top: Chapter 8-7 When the opponent has grabbed you from the back. Give him a flying kick without hesitation. Bottom: Chapter 8-8 When the opponent attacks you with something he’s practiced for over a month. Get hit once and hit back twice.
80,000-ten thousands of fighting power!!
Picture Tranlsation: How could this be?! My hand has 80,000-ten thousands of fighting power!
kekek Really?? kekeke Are you sure??? kekekeke
Picture Translation: There is no way this soldier will notice me. As long as I keep in rhythm like this.
Translation Credit: shiningtweets
Screencap by Forever_SHINee